I know why he was an angry chicken...

This is Dave cooking up some cousins of my six chickens last weekend. They were not free range, organic or anything, but they were still very good. (Al Carbon watch out!) I am positive this is why that chicken was angry. Either that, or because it was being exploited in a Nike ad - just like all their workers in sweat shops far away where the laws do not protect them and companies get to make heaps of money to sell us US citizens the newest brand of this or that.